#whenthisshithappens

When I go to kill a bug but then it starts flying

whatshouldwecallme:

Best pick-up line ever.

“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”

(Source: n-kevin, via kaitlynpod)

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

face-down-asgard-up:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

the tumblr staff are trolls

(Source: dont-blink-korra, via kaitlynpod)

WHEN I WATCH SOMEONE GIVE BIRTH ON 16 AND PREGNANT:

WHEN SOMEONE DECIDES TO WALK REALLY SLOW ACROSS A PARKING LOT WHILE I AM DRIVING BEHIND THEM:

WHEN SOMEONE STARTS TO SING CALL ME MAYBE:

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE HOW THEIR BOYFRIEND IS AND THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY BROKE UP A WHILE AGO:

WHEN I SEE A CHILD WITH AN IPHONE:

WHEN I PLAY THE SIMS: